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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:45:22 GMT
Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the dick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your dick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that dick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much dick? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:46:44 GMT
What the fuck Target!? What the actual fuck!? You fucking sold me a Peach fucking Snapple without telling me about the full consequences of drinking this fucking shit?!? Well APPARENTLY Peach Snapple makes you GAY, but the Target employees WON'T FUCKING TELL YOU THAT before you buy it!! Fucking Target is so pro-gay that they try to sell you this fucking gay potion bullshit to promote their liberal agenda!! I was thirstin' pretty hard last Thursday, and I stopped by my local Target to quench my thirst. Me being the innocent little boy I am, I decided to buy a nice Peach Snapple so I wouldn't DIE OF THIRST, but when I went up to the register to buy it the fucking cashier DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEACH FUCKING SNAPPLE MAKES YOU GAY!! I drank the Peach Snapple and now I can't stop sucking dick!! All the cute boys at school won't stop making fun of me, and I can't tell my parents because then the boys won't let me suck their dicks anymore!!! so BE WARNED boys, Peach Snapple makes you gay and Target doesn't give two shits about your political beliefs or your HOMOSEXUALITY!!
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:47:52 GMT
I hate women so much that I've stopped watching porn that features women, as I can't stand to see them enjoying themselves, and started watching gay porn.
Now, hear me out. I've always been attracted to women, at least I think I have. Although I find most ugly, I find some to be very beautiful, just unachievable.
But thinking back to it I've always liked the look of men better, I never thought it was a gay thing, just more a self-comparison thing. Back when I watched the straight stuff I would focus on the guy, but not because I was into him, but to know what my body should look like.
I know this is very gay behaviour, but I've always imagined being with a woman, marrying a woman, starting a family. I've asked countless on dates despite being rejected.
I know I'm not gay, but times like this make me doubt myself.
I'm honestly kinda scared. I hope I'm not.
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:48:09 GMT
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:48:23 GMT
are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:49:00 GMT
can you please accept that just because youve slept with a few men that doesnt make you gay look i might like a bit of cock and ive sucked a few guys off but that doesnt make it gay because dicks arent gay what really makes it gay is when you love the men but i dont love the men i only love their meaty rods and just because i let them fuck me it doesnt mean im a faggot so can you please stop spreading that shit seriously its really insulting and i am entirely straight so just fucking stop okay if i didnt know better id say ur all closeted gays who label everything as gay to make yourself feel better you fucking faglords now STOP AND FUCK OFF
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 21:49:18 GMT
if you say a girl is hot you're lowkey gay. bruh half her genes came from her dad. smh miss me with that gay shit
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Post by The KING of duels on Aug 4, 2017 23:22:23 GMT
GOD OF DISTRACTIONS ATTACK AGAIN!!
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Post by Joker on Aug 4, 2017 23:32:31 GMT
GOD OF DISTRACTIONS ATTACK AGAIN!! goddamn it megaborn |
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Post by King of Duels on Aug 4, 2017 23:44:38 GMT
WHAT!? HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE THAT WAS ME?
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Post by Joker on Aug 5, 2017 0:44:43 GMT
WHAT!? HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE THAT WAS ME? YOU LITERALLY CHANGED YOUR FUCKING NAME TO MATCH THE NAME OF THE FUCKING ANON |
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